Monday, December 25, 2006

DISCOVERY CHANNEL
There are so many things that I found out about myself this month than I ever did in my life (okie an exaggeration). Before I dissect all that, Let me tell you things that I already know about myself.
I hate becoming 26, which I will be on April 6th.( you don’t have to be a genius to know why).
I absolutely detest hair in food. I can go on a puking marathon just by thinking of it.
I don’t much care for Priyanka Chopra.
I love massages even really bad ones.
I AM GONNA CUT THIS CRAP and get to the things I found out.

1)I found out that straight hair can be U-G-L-Y. I straightened or smoothened (according to the stylist) my hair. Gone are the curls or waves and I end up with precisely 5 strands of chemically treated hay. Why do I succumb to the temptation of straight hair time n again? I want to sue the people behind shampoo ads (propagating straight haired beauty(?)). Sad part is my head just stopped looking like mine and merged into the sea of silly sad women with fake hair.

I PROMISE THAT I WILL NEVER EVER STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR. EVER.

2) I discovered that I could get a hangover drinking wine. Still stuck with the splitting head. Otherwise why on earth do you think that I am not sleeping at 3 am when I have to be at work tomorrow?
I WILL NEVER UNDERESTIMATE WINE.

3) December is a scary month. Megha (my best friend) died on Dec. One of my favourite uncles Sudhi uncle died on December. This Dec, Padmini chechi’s son-in-law died. He was not even forty. One of my senior collegue in mumbai died just like that. She was only forty. So I hate December with a passion that is killing me(pun intended).

4) I realize that whatever I do in life, I will always be fat for the New Year. I haven’t lost any weight(damn). I look like Mohan Lal’s twin sister.(shit).

WOMAN, REMEMBER YOU PAID FOR A WHOLE YEAR AT THE GYM. KINDLY PARK YOUR ARSE THERE.

5) I should chill out.

WHICH I WILL…..

Before I discover insomnia, bye …for now.