Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Office Bomb

Yesterday they dropped a bomb on me
And made me the official bomb
They gave me a flower, a glass one
White n stark unlike me
Like a wand, it felt in my hand
More like a fairy
Than the office bomb

Clutching the wand like glass flower
Nothing I felt could go wrong
But it did, feelings lie
Wand lay abandoned
On the home showcase
Giving may be five
Wholesome minutes of happiness

I woke up in the morning
Pinched face and slit eyes
Ready for office
In mother’s bathroom slippers.

Some Office Bomb I am.

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PS: I wrote this a day after Women's day after a bad fight.
I am on top on the world right now..thought i'll post this cos I
didnt want to let go a moment.....even sad.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Going Ballistic

Yesterday somebody asked me to close my eyes and visualize “This Person” in a business suit, walking tall and suddenly “This Person” is in a beach, in a miniscule bikini and ooops he has tripped over a sunbather ( like there are those in Chennai) and somebody puts something slimy in my hand……. “And this is in your hand. His”, he says. A gooey grey mercury ball. “Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” I scream. And every body is laughing including me.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Holi Ala Re @ Office blueoooming.......
He who laughs the loudest is the happiest or a guy around a bunch of silly gals


yoo yoo da bug is the ladies man ....and a sweetheart


And the thunder thighs goes to...(oooops it's tie)


winners of the 10000 marathon...smmmmmile
sorry vikram....no way ur best pic or poseA colourful goldfish called Rosa

Ladies...any takers?
My secret friend in office...strikin .....a pose.
blinded by a(RO)hitfone a fren( thanks to revised mobile reimbursement)Every dentist's pride....

lost n found .....puppy
tongue n cheek.....

Finally he got a raise......
acute case of madrasplusitis

pancaked n prim
yes my job includes painting the office squint eyed....

Hanky panky in office?
Intense....in a sense is better than bein tense(d)

Yea thanks.....every office chair has it's day